World hunger may seem like it's not a big deal. Why don't people eat grass and tree bark? Well, for the same reason everybody else doesn't. it's not edible and digestible. Actually 3.5 million children die every year to hunger. That's only the children. Millions of adults die every year too from malnutrition and diseases that attack their weakened immune systems.
So the big question is how can we end world hunger. My 9th grade world history teacher came up with the perfect solution. Feed them the elderly. Solves all the big problems of today.
There's hungry children? Eat the elderly.
Financial debt too large? Eat the elderly.
The population is getting too big? Eat the elderly.
Maybe old people are just too mean and crotchety. Just eat them.
Together we can solve world hunger one old person at a time. Think of the children.
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