Words are only Words

Prompt 2

Ignoring a problem doesn't make it go away. Neither does simply changing the words that you choose to phrase a problem. Michiko Kakutani notes that by being politically correct, one "warp[s] the meaning of words by placing them under a high-powered ideological lens"(Kakutani 764), and problems like sexism and racism are concealed by their lack of prominence in spoken language. Euphemisms like "'Fat' becomes 'big boned' or 'differently sized'"(Kakutani 764) misleads people into thinking issues aren't terribly serious. Of course, people shouldn't be openly sexist or racist. However, euphemisms are confusing frankly and are used so frequently some euphemisms themselves have become connotated negatively. Have you ever been called "special"?

There is a problem deeply rooted mentally in sexism, racism, and prejudice in general. Whenever people are truly racist, they are not just rotten, mean people. They are rotten, mean, and societally influenced from a young age. The core problem cannot be wiped away with a few fancy words. Don't be openly hateful. Don't be microaggressive. Don't euphemize. Sometimes it's not possible to not be hateful and not euphemize. That is ok. However, speaking about an issue like sexism or racism in a manner that masks the true severity of the issue, is essentially lying. And that's not the most  politically correct thing to do.

Awkward Passing

A man walks down the hallway, and notices his old friend. He says, "Hi, how are you?"

The man asks because he knows the awkward passing: that moment when running into a familiar face, debating whether or not to wave or say "hi" but end up not doing anything.

His friend, George Lincoln, tells him, "Good, how are you?"

He will not know, however, because they both continue walking in opposite directions becoming too far apart to communicate. Indeed, their communication was largely socially polite. Disregarding these unwritten rules results in an uncomfortable silence and an even awkwarder next encounter. Polite speech is invaluable.

Yet, why in books, movies, and TV are there never these moments? (except those highly exaggerated stints of awkwardness that are 100x worse). That's because there's always something to talk about. There's always a discussion to be had. Everyone is happy to be part of their wonderful social environment.

Face to face communication is very personal and can revitalize a person's day. Anything that comes to mind can spin into a fascinating or informational conversation which in turn can spread to others. In truth, not all stories capture the attention of every pedestrian, but simply the act of being spoken can make any person's day.

However, in reality, ideas for small talk don't always instantly come to mind the second people meet. That's why polite talk exists. All to avoid the nasty awkward passing. But if everyone talked politely the world would be boring and superficial. So, please, converse.

What is the value of a life?

The Food We Eat

                                                Michelle Obama Campaigns for Obese Kids

This image is somewhat dated. We have gotten our cookies back! And school pizza has always sucked. However, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAKE? Well, technically it's "banned". Yet, I haven't seen a food jail to be thrown into, so I think it's still alright.  Naturally, after the reformation of the entire school lunch menu, there would be a difference.

For those unaware of the changes, I will try to list them to the best of the memory.

• All the school portions have gone down. Not just by a bit either: the pretzels are about 1/3 size.
• I'm not sure how to describe the new meat, but it's sketchy. At least, more so than usual.
• All the chips are baked or reduced fat.
• Pop tarts and rice krispies are now whole grain (don't try the rice krispies).
•  All drinks are not energy drinks, vitamin drinks or diet. Plus all variations of water.
• Mandatory fruit or vegetable per meal (largely ignored).

As seen in the picture, the reaction was explosive. The animosity towards Mrs. Obama was palpable. 

Incoming 6th graders will never again experience the full glory of the snack bar. Incoming freshmen will never again experience snackhalla.

Michelle campaigned to help the children, but her help caused great suffering. Hopefully, the land of great munchies will return.

Serengeti Plains

      The Serengeti Plains is a immensely vast field filled with various mammals on the battlefield of the greatest hunt. Trees and watering holes dot the landscape filled with tall grass.  Lions, zebras, giraffes, elephants and more roam this land grazing and hunting. This is the Savanna.
      Seven months of dry season scorches the plains as the animals migrate all across the plain looking for the next oasis. The other five months is rain season getting up to twenty five inches of rain per month. Thornbushes, cacti, elephant grass crowd the area hiding the lions preying on the gazelles. A breathtaking sun fills the sky from one of the closest vantage points on Earth at dawn and dusk. Wild, exotic creatures in their natural habitat will roar their unrestrained roar. This is the Savanna.

Not to be confused with Africa. Just like New York and Miami symbolize America, so does the African Savannah symbolize Africa. However, any informed traveller could point out that half of the U.S. is plains and farms. Likewise, lots of Africa is desert and rainforest. Of course, the Serengeti is the archetypal savanna.

The millennial plague

Today the world is fighting. Everyone has decided that violence is always the answer. The words of Gandhi are no more than whispers of a forgotten haiku. Some take up arms; Some watch the horror. We are now used to war. Is there hope for peace, World Peace? Perhaps not. However, there is still hope: a protest, a sitdown, a rally for the future. Let us not be destroyed by our own race, the human race and may we swallow the pride that causes these collisions and be hot with humility. Hereafter, let us focus on the problems from without, not those that plague us from within for over 2000 years.

Solving World Hunger

Tsk Tsk. You didn't eat all the food on your plate. Don't you know children in Africa are starving?

World hunger may seem like it's not a big deal. Why don't people eat grass and tree bark? Well, for the same reason everybody else doesn't. it's not edible and digestible. Actually 3.5 million children die every year to hunger. That's only the children. Millions of adults die every year too from malnutrition and diseases that attack their weakened immune systems. 

So the big question is how can we end world hunger. My 9th grade world history teacher came up with the perfect solution. Feed them the elderly. Solves all the big problems of today. 

There's hungry children? Eat the elderly.

Financial debt too large? Eat the elderly.

The population is getting too big? Eat the elderly.

Maybe old people are just too mean and crotchety. Just eat them.

Together we can solve world hunger one old person at a time. Think of the children.